The oil spil is not attracting celebrities???

OK why are there no celebrities involved with the oil spill? Why isn't George Clooney leading a mob of celebrities, "We Are the World" fashion....with telethons and fund raisers etc. etc. The only thing that I can come up with is that they didn't get the results they wanted (AKA publicity) from Haiti..... OR more than likey, in typical Golden Calf conspiracy theory fashion, they own stock in British Petroleum, or other oil companies... It be like turning in fellow rich people.

As I said previously, actors are essentially puppets. Repeating words that some brilliant but tortured writer slammed out on his Mac for 10 cents a word at 3 in the morning in some sh!thole apartment somewhere, guzzling store brand soft drinks from Sam’s Club (they can’t afford a membership so they get a friend to buy it for them), stopping only to force down some Top Ramen, and their agent keeps calling them to produce, and they get burned out after about 3 years (the average life span of a writer) and die lonely and alone in a bus stop shelter still owing 30k$ on their student loans when they went to UCLA film school, clutching that dogged eared copy of the perfect script they never could sell. ß-- Hey, here is a great movie idea---- call me. I can bang out the script in three days)

But then George Clooney gets 30 million $$ for repeating these same words like a Furby. We all applaud with tears in our eyes and adore him, give him personal attributes we want him to have “I hear he goes to church every day, just like me” “ I hear he collects Betty Boop memorabilia just like me” ready to die for him, take a bullet for him, why… he’s my BESTEST friend… “BFF George.”

In reality. Hes a drooling, semi-functional Furby.

I did not vote for him….

SO here is my plan. Every four years we vote in new celebrities. Voting should be good for something right? I mean in the last local State election, we got something like a 6% turnout of people to vote and that was considered GOOD. So why don’t we use this voting thing for something we actually CARE about… like celebrities. They should run campaigns and give speeches and that way the studios would be assured people will like them.

So VOTE OUT George Clooney.

We want a Change we can live with in Hollywood.

The Golden Calf

Hello, Everyone has opinions. Mine are no better or worse than anyone elses. And I am normally not an activist. However, I see something that is going on in the world today that distresses me. The Worship of Celebrities. Hence the name The Golden Calf. Im going to have a theme of this blog based on several tenets. 1) Actors are puppets. They do not even write the words they speak in movies 2) If not for a great amount of sheer dumb luck, most actors would still be sleeping on their parents couches 3) Actors begin to believe their hype, so do we and we WORSHIP them....

My family says that I feel this way becasue I am jealous, and my response to that is "HELL YES!" I am SO freakin' jealous of the Golden Calfs I could pass out... I want to be one. But they will not return my calls.... so....

The list of the Golden Calfs is long, It would take up hundreds of pages. SO I will tell you who is NOT on it, Ellen Degeneres and Sandra Bullock....

UPDATE: OPHRATERIANS UNITE! The Oprah is narrating a nature show tonight called "Life" which is ironic since the closest The Oprah gets to nature is when she passes the salad bar on the way to the dessert table.