Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Golden Calf

Hello, Everyone has opinions. Mine are no better or worse than anyone elses. And I am normally not an activist. However, I see something that is going on in the world today that distresses me. The Worship of Celebrities. Hence the name The Golden Calf. Im going to have a theme of this blog based on several tenets. 1) Actors are puppets. They do not even write the words they speak in movies 2) If not for a great amount of sheer dumb luck, most actors would still be sleeping on their parents couches 3) Actors begin to believe their hype, so do we and we WORSHIP them....

My family says that I feel this way becasue I am jealous, and my response to that is "HELL YES!" I am SO freakin' jealous of the Golden Calfs I could pass out... I want to be one. But they will not return my calls.... so....

The list of the Golden Calfs is long, It would take up hundreds of pages. SO I will tell you who is NOT on it, Ellen Degeneres and Sandra Bullock....

UPDATE: OPHRATERIANS UNITE! The Oprah is narrating a nature show tonight called "Life" which is ironic since the closest The Oprah gets to nature is when she passes the salad bar on the way to the dessert table.

3 comments:

  1. YOU ARE A GENIUS

    *worships*


    Madeline

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  2. I heartily concur with Madeline, Massa San.

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  3. I already have my golden calf, but I had to make it myself. Love your graphic.

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